"I only take Extacy when I go to funerals because it makes me love them."

"My mother is a therapist. She had clients in the house, so I always had to be quiet. I was like Ann Frank in my own house."

"That show made me want to eat a live pig."

"I hate this crowd, but I want you to like me, so I feel really torn."

"I'd blow you if I thought we would both enjoy it."

"The reason why you haven't seen Jared from Subway is because I ate him."

"Thank God I'm wearing black. It's so slimming."

Why does she eat so much? She has such a pretty face."

"I'm going to plow through this so I can get to the diner."

"Carol?"

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